So today on my browser there was a little blurb about "The Worst Lyrics Ever" my curiousity engaged me click and what I found was not what I expected, I found James Blunt. Personally I love James Blunt but that aside if I ever heard the song "Your Beautiful" I would disagree. The following is what they wrote,


"You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
It's true"
--James Blunt, "You're Beautiful"

James, James, James. The art of lyrics is in taking something universal you want to say (e.g. "I love you") and creatively saying it so that it is fresh and new, yet touches on the original universality of the feeling ("You complete me.") Not just coming out and saying it. That's just lame. No matter how many times you repeat it.


First off Ben, Ben, Ben, have you ever heard of a poetic device? I'm guessing not, jsyk buddy repition is one of them hence what James Blunt is doing. REPTITION. And if you look at your disgraceful little blurb you bumbling moron you would see that you too used repition, HYPOTCRIT!
Also I'm guessing with the way you like to beat around the bush you've never loved a women so you clearly don't understand that with women who don't think they're beautiful they need to hear they are beautiful A LOT. So its looking like James: 2 Ben: 0.

As well, not all songs have to creatively say something in a "fresh and new" way, sometimes the beauty is in the obvious (as Shane Koyzan would say) and stating the obvious is the most beautiful thing you could od. As well HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW? Do you write songs or are you just another little bitch boy hiding behind your computer critizing other peoples hard work and deidication because your jelous and have no real talent?
So suck it Mr. Carrozza.


Furthermore he decided to critize Starship, this is what he wrote,

"We built this city on rock and roll."

--Starship, "We Built This City"

No, Starship, not with lyrics like that you didn't.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A CLASSIC!?! You freaking idiot! It's part of the chorus! I will give you this is not the most poetic of songs with the most creative lyrics but its a CLASSIC!
Why is it a classic?
Because its catchy and fun to listen to, people want to dance to this music and perhaps it even inspires some. How much do you want to bet you've never positively inspired anyone in all of your career? True you inspired me to want to throw rocks at you but I'm not sure if you should be proud of that.
So people who actually creat good music: 3 Ben the idiot: 0 ohhh sorry bud. Looks like your a loser, oh I mean loosing...

This is what he wrote next,
"I would do anything for love
But I won't do that."
--Meatloaf, "I'd Do Anything for Love"

Won't do what, Meatloaf? Eat another party-size sub alone in the dark and cry yourself to sleep? We all know that would be a lie.


Now truth be told I don't know this song very well but what pissed me off here was that he commented on this man's weight. WHAT A FREAKING A**HOLE! I thought he was supposed to be critizing their lyrics not their appearances, which is just furtherproof he's never been with a women. You know what, maybe or maybe this man has struggled with weight-loss and if he has who are you to point it out? If its been a problem for him he's probably gone through enough. You are no better than a snide seventh grade girl who gets a high off of making other people feel bad about themselves.
Also ever hear of appriciating people for who they are? Cleary you havent so maybe you should go alone in teh dark and cry yourself to sleep because I can't imagine anyone who would want to keep someone as rude as you around.

Next he decided to pick on J-Biebs,

"You know you love me, I know you care,
Just shout whenever, And I'll be there.
You are my love, You are my heart,
And we will never ever-ever be apart."
--Justin Bieber, "Baby"

Wow, what junior high school binder did you copy these lyrics off of, guys? How condescending can you be? You know, it's insulting that you think the listening public would tolerate drivel that sounds like it was written for 8-year-old girls. Oh... riiiiiiight...

HONESTLY?! How condescending can YOU be?! A lot of peopole give him heat but you know what he's got talent? Hence why he gets interviewed by Ellen and you don't, hence why millions of girls scream his name and you've probably never been able to even get a women to moan unless you hit her with a tennis ball and it was a moan of pain, hence why Justin Bieber makes more in two seconds than you probabley ever will what with writting for a stupid website where no one a) cares what you write and b) never reads except those who are curious and even then they are disapointed!


So its looking Everyone Else but Ben: 100000000 and Ben: 0


Alright now I'm done, but I was pretty ticked off, hench the harshness of this blog.

Now I will give the loser, oh I mean "Ben" this, when it came to Paris Hilton and the Black Eyed Peas "my humps" I agree, they are pretty aweful songs.

** article by By Ben Carrozza, July 20, 2010, if that's even his real name. I'm guessing not.